Whisky Shots

and i feel like i’m some kind of Frankenstein  waiting for a shock to bring me back to life, and i don’t wanna spend my time waiting for lightning to strike.

tardisexuality:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(via haha-l-m-a-o)

dreamingindian:

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

LOL

(via myw-o-r-l-disfallingapart)

sex-like-a-nympho:

landofloveandlies:

inbox:

don’t do drugs.  do me

do drugs and me.

do drugs with me. and then do me.

(via andrewbreitel)

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

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